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Why your Internet is sluggish right now

This is a sub-continent specific post. If your Internet connection has been acting unusually slow the past couple of days, and you reside in the Indian subcontinent and/or the Middle East, the reason is very simple. Thing is, if you rely on the Web for your news updates, and are unfamiliar with print media, you’re unlikely to have ever stumbled across the news.

News being that an undersea cable has been cut off the coast of Italy, which basically means that most Europe bound traffic is getting lost. Some US and local based sites, such as Facebook and Google remain unaffected, but otherwise, you’re in for a rough couple of days as they try and fix the cable.

By the way, the SEA-ME-WE 4 cable was cut a couple of weeks ago. I myself did not notice the sluggishness till today. Hopefully, stuff should clear up soon.

Till then, if you are unable to frequent your online haunts, I suggest you do something a bit more constructive than trying to refresh the page again and again, in the hope that things might take a turn for the better. They won’t.

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Akismet : The Saviour

Well, before my active return to the blogosphere, I had occasionally opened the Admin panel on my blog from time to time to check my stats and for new comments. Thing is, I have the One Click Updater installed, which is a great little plugin for WordPress which notifies you about updates for your plugins and also installs them for you.

Also, WordPress can now update itself, a feature which was missing some releases back. All I need to do, is click the Update button. So, the point is that on one of my occasional forays into the Admin panel, I upgraded both WordPress and Akismet.

Akismet is an anti-spam plugin, which checks all comments before allowing them to be displayed. It checks for stuff like a suspiciously large number of links in the text, repeating text patters etc. But that’s besides the point. The fact is that Akismet blocks a good amount of spam. To get the actual statistics, you should head over to their website, and check the upper-right corner.

So, the problem was that all this updating shenanigans, coupled with the fact that I wasn’t particular about which order I did it in, meant that Akismet was not enabled for a period of about two weeks. So, when I bothered to check up the comments yesterday, you can imagine my worry when I saw 20,000 comments in the list.

In the Approved list.

Now this is really bad news, because even if they had been awaiting moderation, I could’ve just re-enabled Akismet, and asked it to recheck the moderation queue for spam. But the fact that all the spam was approved, meant that I’d have to manually to add it to the moderation queue and then recheck.

This was problem was compounded by the fact that for some reason, only one comment was showing up in the Comments page in the Admin panel. Later, I found out it was because of my theme. If you encounter a similar problem, I suggest you switch to Kubrick till the problem is sorted, or your last working theme.

Once I did that, I could see more comments. But the thing is, even 20 per page with 20,000 comments means a hell lot of pages to unapprove. So, I had to increase the comments per page to something like 250. Any more than that, and I would get errors like URI Too Long, or a server memory limit warning. So, even with 250 per page, it took me a very, very long time to get all the comments on the moderation queue.

The spam was pretty much standard : Viagra, Cialis, sex and some other meds I had never heard about…

Anyway, with a 256kbps connection, it was still agonizingly slow, loading up all the comments, and I finished it all by 4AM! And this just goes on to show exactly how valuable Akismet is for bloggers around the world. Even a single day without can mean hell.

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Google Chrome : For the impatient ones (with loads of RAM)

A gentle reminder that Google Chrome may be fast, on the surface, but it’s equally fast at gobbling up RAM. Guess that till that hole if plugged, I’m back to good old Firefox. I guess I’ll just have to bear with the loading times. :-( Or I might try Opera, and see if that’s any better…not Safari, because that isn’t so good with security…

I believe the term is ‘eating one’s own words’. They weren’t very tasty…

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Google Chrome : For the impatient ones

Yes, I consider myself among them. I mean, I’m the kind of guy who gets annoyed when Windows takes more than 30-40 seconds to boot up. In all other aspects of life, I’m very patient, but when it comes to stuff like this, I must have stuff done quick.

Enter Google Chrome

Google Chrome

Google Chrome

Well, once I headed over to the download site, I was handed the thing I hate the most, from the core of my heart. A web downloader. Now I’m the kind of guy who prefers his setups to be standalones. I should be able to use a USB drive to transfer the setups to a friend’s PC without an internet connection (yeah, I know what you’re thinking…a web browser for a PC without internet…intriguing…if so, leave that chain of thought, cuz this is purely hypothetical). Anyway, I should be able to install the software without any problems. In fact, most of Google’s software uses Google Updater, which is a downright pain in the arse.

Anyway, back to the browser. It takes a very short time to download, and sets itself up with no hassles. This is another thing I don’t like about Google software. At no point does it ask you where to install itself. It isn’t a problem for me because I’ve set my Program File folder to E: drive, but there are other poor souls out there who would appreciate this tiny gesture.

The browser is refreshingly open and simple. This is one browser which realises that a user doesn’t want to see toolbars and loading bars, or borders or anything of that sort. It’s very very minimalistic. Yet, I felt completely at home, immediately. I instinctively knew where all the buttons would be.

The homepage when you start a new tab is pretty useful. It’s like Opera’s Speed Dial, with the exception that there aren’t any keyboard shortcuts to launch these sites. Chrome takes some time to understand your browsing patterns and accordingly displays the sites in the 3×3 grid.

Importing settings was a very simple job, and in a jiffy, my bookmarks and history from Firefox was transferred to Chrome. I couldn’t import all my saved passwords though. And this is a small problem with Chrome – it doesn’t encrypt my passwords like Firefox used to. Firefox had a Master Password with which I could unlock my passwords. Chrome doesn’t have anything of that sort, which means that unless my user in Windows has a password, anyone can access my mail. :(

The Options page is pretty sparse, with very few settings you can tweak. There’s nothing like Firefox’s about:config, which I can use to tweak with the more inner settings. However, it is all excessively simple.

Google Chrome has an internal Task Manager which I think is a very good addition. This allows a user to kill off a pesky tab, without bringing the entire browser crashing down. This is actually because of the fact that for every tab you open, Chrome creates a new thread, which can be individually closed.

Incognito Mode of course is a very widely publicised feature of Google Chrome, for reasons both you and I know very well. It basically makes your actions untraceable on your PC. However keep in mind that your ISP (Internet Service Provider) or the server you contact may be logging your activity, and there’s nothing you can do about that. Incognito ensures that no history is maintained for that period and that cookies are deleted after the Incognito session is over, apart from other things.

Chrome lacks in the ability to create multiple profiles, like I did in Firefox. I used to keep one for General use, and one for my Quizzing, where I had ~1500 Wikipedia articles open, and all of them loading from the offline cache.

But I seem to be forgetting one very major detail. Actually, it has a lot to do with the title of the post – For the impatient ones. Compared to all the other browsers I’ve used, Google Chrome stands out for one very important reason. Assuming that you’re PC is idling, and you double-click on the Chrome icon, you’re very likely to see the homepage within a second or two, which is quite an achievement in my opinion.

Internet Explorer gets close, but I don’t trust that browser. Even though it recently beat all the others in a malicious software test, I still can’t come myself to believe that it offers impenetrable security. Firefox is the only other major contender, and it takes ages to load into my PCs memory. And in case any other CPU intensive task is taking place, I can literally go make myself a cup of coffee before Firefox comes to life. And yes, I’ve tried the Safe Mode with no add-ons, but it doesn’t really help all that much. I will still be using Firefox for certain tasks, like, for example, quizzing, but I have to admit that I’m addicted to the speeds that Chrome offers when starting up. And it’s not as if it’s a slouch when rendering pages. I can’t give you exact figures, but I’ve never for a moment felt that it was slow.

In conclusion, it’s a pretty good browser. It’s officially my primary browser now, till it crashes bigtime or something along the lines of that…

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FB Lite : Do we need it?

For those who were isolated from the tech news circuit for reasons beyond their own control i.e. green bug-eyed monsters/pixies chewing up PVC cables, or something along the lines of that…Facebook announced that it was soon going to release a new version of Facebook, known as Facebook Lite.

For those who still haven’t figured it out, this new Facebook is going to be a very lightweight version for people with slow PCs and 14.4 kbps dial-up internet connections. Yes, it may be hard to comprehend that such things still exist, but you’ve just got to face reality and/or mock them…

But this has got me thinking…there are already at least 3 versions of Facebook that I kno of. m.facebook.com, which is meant for barebones mobile browsers. Then you’ve got x.facebook.com, which is meant for slighlty meatier phones, like the iPhone, HTC Touch, Blackberry, N95 and so on. And then we’ve got the standard Facebook, which we can access from our computer browsers. Now I’ve been to x.facebook.com, and I find it the best of them all. I can handle all my status updates, comments, requests, comments, photos without having irritating FB applications taking up my precious bandwidth.

Plus, x.facebook’s got a iPod/iPhone-esque interface, with sliding screens et al. It looks kinda slicker than normal Facebook, if I’m honest. I’ve started using it a lot. Now, it just needs a few tweaks, like adding the ability to comment on news feeds, without having to go all the way to the guy’s wall or something like that. A lightweight chat interface wouldn’t be all that bad either.

But then I’m not one of the lucky users who’ve been invited to test out FB Lite. Maybe it’s a bit like what I’m thinking it should be. Or maybe it’s just like Facebook Normal, but watered down. Whatever it is, I’ll probably switch over. I simply can’t bear normal FB’s loading times, not with my 256kbps connection…

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